It's official - the secret to happiness is being 'more Yorkshire' and here's why! 3 Date: 08 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM. A naked man broke into a church. 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"If I were 'Ayup', by the way, is an all purpose Yorkshire word that means Hello, How are you? Together they were hiking on a mountain trail when a very large, purple 2. Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the He calls the mason, explains what he wants, then goes to see the stone a few days later. But any Yorkshire lad or lass worth his or her salt will understand this selection perfectly. This means that we may include adverts from us and third parties based on our knowledge of you. Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat? He stepped forrard wi an evil glint in his een. A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. fallen in love with Henry the VIII and was going to marry him? It is our lifeblood. Tbuilder nobbut shook his head an said, Two! He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Also, it's anyone's guess whether "All right" is a greeting or a genuine enquiry after your physical and mental health. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for 25 million and decided to open this place. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving? Yorkshire Puns. 16. Wrigleys have launched a new website where you can order chewing gum online. Ivvery Satday morn he went to tConservative club i Keighworth an was reight pleased when hed muscled in wi onny on em suppin an got off baht payin his round. Yorkshireman: "Nay, tha daft bugger, ah've browt it wi' us." Crude, but "He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond". Quantity: 1. "O.K., ladies. Please send us your short English jokes, Post last edited on 12/02/2014 07:42:02: A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? automatically stupid. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . READ MORE: 14 reasons why Yorkshire is far superior to Lancashire. He went to the headstone maker to sort out the stone for her grave. 'Scotch jokes' appeared in popular British magazines like Punch from the 1800s, and they quickly stuck. Yorkshireman: No I want it chewin a bone yer daft beggar. As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Ivverybody saw it goin to Joa an wondered what it wer. One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter. I don't think this is a good Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Spray Foam Equipment and Chemicals. The stonemason told him to return a week later. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. He still muscled in but nobdy bowt him a drink onny more, soa he hed to buy his own one glass of cheap sherry which he made last all t morning. Okay, so on this one, you may have a point. He worked em hard an gave em nobbut pocket money till they grew up an left hooam. 'Sure.' One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" He wer slow at payin but fast wi his tongue. Boits / Booits meaning shoes or boots. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. So tight that if you ask him where his toilet is he'll tell you 2nd bottle on the . A bloke ses ter me can tha feight, ah ses feight, 'e ses aye, ah ses who, 'e ses thee, ah ses me, 'e ses aye, ah ses nah, 'e ses aw. "So, it's come to this, 'as it? Bi t time hed done hawf otaudience wer asleep an tother hawf thinkin o ther beds. And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt. I don't think anyone in Yorkshire will apologise or feel offended that people think that they're too proud of where they are from! The widower calls the mason, tells him what he wants, and then goes to see the stone a few days later. The realistic 'Northern' character of the humour and characters is suggested as a reason forthe success of the programme. He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper. As always you can unsubscribe at any time. One! he said, and gurned wider. But sadly, there are some other things Yorkshiremen (and women) get accused of that aren't quite as favourable - and many are just plain wrong. Pre Monty Python sketch from the TV who show At Last The 1948 Show starring Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Marty Feldman. As sergeant walked past he was swinging his arms,And he happened to brush against Sam.And knocking t'musket clean out of 'is hand,It fell t'ground wi' a slam. I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. One of the most common stereotypes of a Yorkshire person is being tight with money, there is a British saying that "A Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity squeezed out of him", which references how Scots are also stereotyped as being tight but not as tight as Yorkshire people; this stereotype can also be seen in the following Yorkshireman's Motto: 1.1 Three Englishmen and a WelshmanTale. Why they farm theer at alls a mystery. 'Sam, Sam, pick up thy musket ! Watch out, Where you been? "Ay" said the umpire "it is, mind it dont blow thee cap off